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we all know why you’re really here. You lil freak. Alright, well, anyway; the game is made by the same people behind tower of fantasy and alchemy stars (my favorite game on mobile!), so I had high hopes about this game being interesting in story and its art direction (I didn’t know about how the lower half of the screen looks when you play the game). But yeah, I really feel like it’s got something interesting to it and I really want to get to know it. But come on dude, I can’t play this game in public. I’m 22 years old and I feel like I’d deserve to be pushed in a locker or hung by my undies on a flagpole or something. Playing this game outside of the comfort of my bedroom feels like those prank videos they make of listening to The Hub in a public library with accidentally disconnected headphones, with the audio super super loud. You know what I mean? Like, I got stuff to do today, I can’t be wasting my energy making sure absolutely nobody sees me playing this game, cuz I’m seriously the guy who was playing it for the plot, “no but for real, I’m being for real”. Like I said before in another review, I absolutely love alchemy stars, and so yeah, this game is good. But I’m also no longer 16. I don’t need all that extra they’re doing. I wish I still wanted to play this. Try it out I guess. Your little monkey brain will like it but I dunno if the rest of your brain that aren’t monkey parts are gonna like it. Maybe. I kinda did. Maybe I could’ve had more time with it to try and make it feel right, but I spent a week with it I think. So yeah go have fun trying it out! It can’t hurt ya I guess, unless anyone important in your life ever saw you with that recoil effect actually taking that game seriously. (For clarity, I’m like, mostly kidding. It just made me feel to weird to keep playing. It’s just a video game)
also the controls are weird for the crosshair cuz like the movement of your finger is not proportional or something and like it’s just weird to play with gyroscope or swipe on the screen and like also accidentally be covering up an enemy a bit with your hand, I dunno, maybe I’m just being left handed or I am misremembering my time with this game.
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