Dumb Ways to Climb
Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
MaisGet ready for a game that'll make you question all your life choices! Introducing "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that miraculously appeared in just one week! Watch in awe as our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff, reaching for the stars... well, kind of. In this mind-blowing adventure, you'll guide the Bean as it mindlessly drags itself across a jumble of objects. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? Who knows! The suspense is unbearable! No need for exciting challenges or brain-teasing puzzles here. Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage. But wait, there's more! Feast your eyes on our visually "unique" graphics. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that were seemingly picked out of a hat. It's an artistic masterpiece... if your definition of a masterpiece is random mishmash. And don't forget about the unforgettable soundtrack! We've carefully curated a single tune that will replay over and over in your head, long after you've closed the app. You'll find yourself humming it while questioning the meaning of life itself. Deep, right? So, if you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with their engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, look no further. Dumb Ways to Climb is here to deliver mindless, repetitive fun like you've never experienced before. Download it today and marvel at how something so hastily thrown together can still exist in this world!
Dumb Ways to Climb
5.8
I really love these types of games. I get obsessively into them. This is a good one for exactly what they say "unimpressive" and "thrown together in a week" which sounds bad but is exactly which makes it brilliant. The only thing i would like devs to look into is a very unimpressive pause button and game quality setting to make it more accessible to players with lower end/spec devices.
Dumb Ways to Climb
5.8
You should play this if you wanna waste your time and just absolutely kill yourself with either stress or rage that will engulfs you from the inside...
Control is absolutely horrible. you could literally just move the Joystick straight and jump and you're gonna go on the opposite way. ALSO FIX THE SENSITIVITY.
