Dumb Ways to Climb
Metro Trains Melbourne Pty Ltd
MaisGet ready for a game that'll make you question all your life choices! Introducing "Dumb Ways to Climb" - the incredibly unimpressive creation that miraculously appeared in just one week! Watch in awe as our brilliant Bean aimlessly climbs on random stuff, reaching for the stars... well, kind of. In this mind-blowing adventure, you'll guide the Bean as it mindlessly drags itself across a jumble of objects. Is it a ladder? Is it a pogo stick? Who knows! The suspense is unbearable! No need for exciting challenges or brain-teasing puzzles here. Just mind-numbing climbing action that will leave you wondering how this game even made it past the brainstorming stage. But wait, there's more! Feast your eyes on our visually "unique" graphics. Prepare to be underwhelmed by backgrounds and assets that were seemingly picked out of a hat. It's an artistic masterpiece... if your definition of a masterpiece is random mishmash. And don't forget about the unforgettable soundtrack! We've carefully curated a single tune that will replay over and over in your head, long after you've closed the app. You'll find yourself humming it while questioning the meaning of life itself. Deep, right? So, if you're tired of all those fancy-pants games with their engaging gameplay and innovative ideas, look no further. Dumb Ways to Climb is here to deliver mindless, repetitive fun like you've never experienced before. Download it today and marvel at how something so hastily thrown together can still exist in this world!
Dumb Ways to Climb
5.8
Dumb Ways to Climb, developed by PlaySide Studios Ltd, attempts to combine the charm of the Dumb Ways to Die franchise with the viral gameplay of the popular vertical platformer PC game Only Up!.
🟩Pros
+Nice graphics
+Nerve-racking platforming experience
🟥Cons
-Clunky and unresponsive control scheme
-Primitive touch controls
-No menu, no settings, no options
-Levels that felt uninspired
-Feels like an asset flip, if it isn’t actually one
Only for those looking to punish and frustrate themselves | Review - Dumb Ways to Climb
Dumb Ways to Climb
5.8
The game was awful for me, cause there is no settings at all. I can’t change the graphics as I want or even the control layout. I would like to have settings and controller support (MFI controllers at least), because it is hard to navigate your character on mobile screen through little paths in the air
Overall experience:
Graphics: 5/10
Control/movement: 3/10 (it is really annoying to tap sprint button for some actions)
Isso é tudo por agora. Começar um novo jogo?